World, meet Madeleine. She’s cute and sweet, has the most amazing thigh rolls I’ve ever witnessed, and thinks bananas are simultaneously disgusting and delicious. At least that’s the impression she gave us the last time we saw her. Sadly enough, her daddy no longer believes it when I tell him that Madeleine loves eating french fries, or potato chips, or strawberry applesauce from Burger King. He’s caught on to the fact that his kid sister is attempting to torment him. However, Adam, you may rest easy in the fact that though you deserve endless teasing from me, precious Baby Bright Eyes is safe. (Pssst, Madeleine. Next week we’ll try Oreos. Trust me, they’re delicious!)