By 9:47am, I have learned that…

1. Contrary to what I previously believed, the kitchen is not child-proof. In fact, Livia discovered, in the very lowest drawer, two boxed sets of knives and a mean-lookin’ cheese grater. (Way to go, mom!)
2. When one hears a repetitive “click click. click click. click click.” for 10 minutes straight while the toddler is extremely quiet, it probably means she’s involved in illicit activities. Like turning the heater in her room on and off. on and off. on and off. When questioned with “Livia!???”, all I hear back is “NO-NO!” Yes indeed, NO-NO.